I wanna be jewish !!!

One conclusion: You're jew, you're loaded !!!!

It doesn't matter what nationality you are, if you celebrate Hannukah, you got some money trashed away some where. So I decided that I want to be a jew and every morning I wake up and believe it so much, until i see my bank account and realize that I'm really agnostic (banilejo for all those who love to mention that).

What is it about jews that makes them so powerful, they are in every upper level social status in the world, they run many companies internationally and have overseas bank account. But at the end of the day, they are as cheap as we all have to be, and not only that, they are usually very family oriented. Despite the riches they enjoy their lives and that is worth much more then all the money in the world.

So hopefully, one of these mornings, I'll wake up a jew and start doing the things in life that cost more then just loose change. Until then, i couldn't be more happy then i am right now.